NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

“Drive” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Acts of gruesomely violent chivalry and vehicular aggression.

hmmm, sounds like certain days at Pennsic . . .



“Straw Dogs” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Rape, murder, cursing.

I'm not sure exactly how cursing rates up there with the other two . . .
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