NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

“Seeking a Friend for the End of the World” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Faced with impending doom, people do a lot of swearing, rioting and fornicating, though maybe not all that much more than under ordinary circumstances.

“To Rome With Love” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Many sexual hints are dropped, but very little clothing is shed.


And, while not the blurb, a wonderful line from the review of "Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter":  "Outside of Nazis and zombies or, better yet, Nazi zombies, nothing says easily disposable villains like slave-trading vampires."