NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry Edit

Today, we master stating the obvious for obviousness's sake:

“The Dark Knight Rises” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Violence.

Um, yeah, that's amazingly less funny now.  

http://www.nytimes.com/2012/07/21/us/colorado-mall-shooting.html?hp

AURORA, Colo. — A gunman dressed head to foot in body armor and brandishing three weapons, including an assault rifle, opened fire in a theater crowded with families and children at a midnight showing of the Batman movie “The Dark Knight Rises” in a Denver suburb early Friday morning, killing at least 12 people and wounding 59 others, police and federal officials said.