Heroes commentary or, what would happen if gamers wrote TV

[lumineaux]

 Best thought I've seen on last night's Heroes episode, taken from the discussion board on Television Without Pity:

How the Hiro vs Peter showdown *should* go:

Hiro charges. Hiro teleports behind Peter, avoiding the electrical blitz Peter throws at him.
Hiro slices Peter open from shoulder to hip, knowing Peter will heal, but disabling him temporarily.
Hiro spins around and takes Adam's head off in a Highlander-style coup de grace. Case closed.
(Alternatively, Hiro crouches, lays hands on Adam's head and body and takes a quick trip to the Jurassic period and comes back empty handed....)

How I think the Hiro vs Peter showdown *will* go:

Stupidly. (The exact level of stupidity and the details thereof I cannot...okay, I choose not to contemplate.)

http://forums.televisionwithoutpity.com/index.php?showtopic=3162285&st=360

Really, no one is pretty enough to be as dumb as Peter Petrelli. No one

Comments

[katnboots.livejournal.com]

Someone brought up last night's episode in a largish meeting today. My blurt, which I could not control: "Last night SUCKED."

Meeting was followed by a visit from boss to bitch about the episode for 15 minutes. ;-)

[blinkensopps.livejournal.com]

Best comment I've seen about last night:

They all fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.

[katnboots.livejournal.com]

Nice. I'm sharing that one with him tomorrow. :)

I dunno....

[firebow.livejournal.com]

Suresh seems to be neck and neck with him on the stupid race overall this season. Claire is bringing up third and Maya is taking the gullible lane.

Re: I dunno....

[lumineaux.livejournal.com]

Maya needs culling from the gene pool.