Ridiculous Job Meme
Jul. 7th, 2008 08:58 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
lumineaux I'm suspecting they don't advertise for this in the NY Times:
Your result for The Imaginary-Job Employment Test ...
The Vampire Hunter!
21 Humor, 27 Skill and 24 Morality!
Order yourself a basic black trenchcoat, baby! Your moderate score in Humor and high scores in Skill and Morality make you well-suited to defend the world from the forces of the Undead.
Yeah, we know the vampires are cooler. But c'mon... without you, the whole world would basically be reduced to one big surf n' turf special, and that would kind of suck.
So remember to pack your cross, your holy water, and your wooden stake. It's okay to ease up a little on the garlic, though. In fact, the rest of us would kind of appreciate it.
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I think you will be hunting me too!
Date: 2008-07-08 01:11 am (UTC)The Zombie!
18% Humor!
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
You scored low on everything. That couldn't have been easy. In fact, it ought to be nearly impossible for a living person! So either I screwed up in making the test-- and what are the odds of that?-- or you're already dead.
Your new career field, Zombie, will involve staggering around, staring off into space, and occasionally feeling the overwhelming desire to rend human flesh. So really it won't be too difficult from your standard Monday morning.
Happy hunting! Just, um, give me a running start first...
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Date: 2008-07-08 01:44 am (UTC)