NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

“Friends With Benefits” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). There’s enough simulated sex and nearly full nudity that if you see this with your parents you will be embarrassed.

Testing the opinion pool

So, I have a guy who wants a Russian name.  I pointed him at Wickenden's Dictionary and let him do his own leg work.  Here's what he came up with:

Dalek Bolotnikov

Both perfectly period names; within 100 years of each other per Wickenden. 

However . . .

This is an informal poll to see if anyone has a trouble with this perfectly good period Russian name harshing his or her medieval mellow, as it were.  Does this drag you inevitably back into the modern day?