NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry
Aug. 11th, 2009 01:01 am“G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra” is rated PG-13 (Parents strongly cautioned). Numerous and completely unscientific studies have shown that a steady diet of idiotic entertainment can be harmful to your health.
“Julie and Julia” is rated PG-13. It has mild profanity, and the indulgence — in exquisite moderation — of a few choice vices.
“A Perfect Getaway” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Gun, knife, hatchet, rock, bow-and-arrow, fist-and-foot violence.