NY Times Ratings Blurb Poetry

[lumineaux]

“Jennifer’s Body” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It has sex, swearing and buckets of blood.


“The Informant!” is rated R. (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian.) Characters are guilty of at least three of the seven deadly sins, none remotely sexy.


“Bright Star” is rated PG (parental guidance suggested). It is perfectly chaste and insanely sexy.

Comments

[laughingzombie.livejournal.com]

When I was about 5 or 6 years old, my sister and I had bunk beds. At first, I had to sleep in the lower bunk. Then one night, I woke up because something was dripping on me. My sister, the one in the upper bunk, used to have terrible, terrible nose bleeds... in the night... something my parents had not thought through when assigning beds, apparently. So I find it difficult to feel any sort of revulsion to "buckets of blood" movies because frankly, been there, done that, and directors are clueless as to what it really looks like.
I got the top bunk thereafter.

[lumineaux.livejournal.com]

Ew. Just ew. Hey - I managed to find a copy of Bela Lugosi's White Zombie. When you going to come visit and watch it with me? ;-)

[laughingzombie.livejournal.com]

Ooh! Ooh! A classic I don't remember seeing! I shall consult my calendar.