NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

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“Everything Must Go” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Drinking, swearing, feeling miserable.

“A Serbian Film” is rated NC-17 (No one 17 or under admitted). The best part of this movie may be that members of the M.P.A.A. ratings board had to sit through it.

The second one has to be the single best blurb EVER in terms of telling me exactly what I need to know about the movie.  It's from A.O. Scott, who has a gift for these things.