NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

[lumineaux]

“Ted” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). It swears like a 13-year-old boy with unlimited access to premium cable.


And then there are these gems from Roger Ebert on the subject of the male stripper movie, Magic Mike: "Selling anyone the right to touch your genital area for a couple of bucks is not a good way to build self-esteem."

"[W]hen you sleep with a girl who has a pet piglet and wake up with the little fella eating your vomit, surely you've hit bottom."

Comments

[laughingzombie.livejournal.com]

"[W]hen you sleep with a girl who has a pet piglet and wake up with the little fella eating your vomit, surely you've hit bottom."

I disagree... when you write that scene, *then* you've hit bottom.