NY Times Movie Blurb Poetry

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“Wreck-It Ralph” is rated PG (Parental guidance suggested). Some crude language and violence enacted by (and visited on) digitally created replicas of digitally created replicas of imaginary beings.

“The Man With the Iron Fists” is rated R (Under 17 requires accompanying parent or adult guardian). Gore galore.

Comments

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I adored the opening paragraph of the NYT review of "Wreck-It Ralph":

“Wreck-It Ralph,” a brand-new Walt Disney feature, unites child-friendly 3-D animation with video games. This will strike many parents as a consummation devoutly to be dreaded, akin to a sentence of consecutive birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese’s.

I don't know a single parent who enjoyed birthday parties at Chuck E. Cheese.

Not one.