lumineaux

[cue james earl Jones "this ... is Ealdormere"]

We can do it, but long instead of wide

The lions look constipated or something.
They aren't toilet trained yet.

We can't reveal that to the untutored masses!

The problem is that none of us are independently wealthy

Umbrella drinks and strip clubs. Yeah, that's it.

MOAR HUNKY NAMEZ!

"Because, what a mess"

"Pixie dust" is not reasoning.

'Montana - where men are men and sheep are nervous'

Inanimate Heraldic Charge - is a Shepherd Inanimate?
Depends on how much he's had to drink

I get the horses to water, but getting them to drink is almost physically impossible
The problem is that you're not leading horses. You're leading horses' asses. They drink scotch.

This sounds like a bad 80s hair metal power ballad.
I thought it sounded more like a 70s prog rock outfit...

You shouldn't type on Lillia...I bet that hurts

Big bag of no.

*** Yehuda quit (Connection reset by peer)
Alys: I did not reset Yehuda's connection

Juliana wisely said that not changing a name cannot be a change.

Ignoring Istvan is often wise.

But I like Alys' "That's a nice LoAR you've got there. It's be a shame if a lawyer was gonna comment on it..."
(without the typos, and with more value-added NJ accent)

And no, it's not the fault of the cider

Juliana: Let me look internally.
shauna: oooh! Juliana is going to contemplate her navel!

This is why I get the blow-up crown

"Royal meta-womb" would be a pretty good name for a rock band.

Ansteorra is not registerable.

Then grandfather clause it up

In Perl, "yadda yadda yadda" is spelled "..."

Pern is the source of many bad ideas.
Freakin' Pern.
Shouldn't that be Fr'king?

Sounds like it needs cheezy music.

Spin! Spin! Like the wind!

Accents Gone Wild!

Like, what do you do with Elvish *besides* treat it as neutral?
Murder them and toss the bodies in Centralia.
I saw we take off and nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

I look away and we're talking Elvish...

We were once a sort of silly place.
We still are.