Overheard at the Pellycan Meeting

[lumineaux]

Yay names on Vicodin!

Now we all know Istvan prefers top...

*throws Aelfwynn under a bus*

So Donovan's helping me do the writeups and he's like...why do people write stupid notes on submissions and I just said "now you know my life".

Wanted "Darth Vader", this was as close as they could get?

Would a Landsknecht be named differently than a normal person?
The name would have more puffing and slashing
I suspect it would be vaguely Seussian.

And my smoke detector beeps, AND yells "Fire! Fire!"

How does one pronounce that?
Carefully so as not to spray the first three rows

f'ing Gaelic.

That's German for "hot mess".

(armory + gay porn... does not compute)

All the skald you can eat?

And Lions and Tigers are common as mud?

Honestly, I don't give a crap what it means.

Middle English makes my life easier.

ANC because I refuse to dignify a Muppet name.

At Gulf Wars they don't speak English, anyway.

I'm not allowed to put "Returned for WTH, people?!?"

What did we say about hippy names?

=swigs the Kraken rum, dies=

Accept with a comment of "y'all sit down and shut up or volunteer for Pelican next time"

Don't worry - I know who to call to bury the body

I'll take 'how many clauses can you use in one submission?' for $1,000, Alex!

(hands out spit cups for pronunciation)

It's romance novel hero name
No, it's the husband who just neglects the poor heroine dreadfully
Yeah very Bronte sisters

AUGH! My eyes!

"That's not how any of this works"

Since he appears to actually want authenticity
Aelfwynn cheers and throws confetti

And I mean "documentation" in the loosest possible sense

"ducal coronet, no shirt, golf cart" hey I know that guy!